Friday Favorites: Looking for some LOLs? Sharing some favorite LOL books

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On Fridays, we share our favs.


 Who doesn’t love a good laugh? This Friday, I’m sharing some of my top favorite funny books.

 

Beautiful Bastard Series by Christina Lauren

This series has it ALL. Hot men. Feisty heroines. And some of the funniest scenes I have read.

“Wait, you remember that?”

“Of course I remember that. You sounded like a frat boy and looked like a fucking model. What man could ever forget that?”

“I would have given anything to know what you were thinking right then.”

“I was thinking, ‘Highly fuckable intern, twelve o’clock. Disengage, soldier. I repeat, disengage.”- Beautiful Bastard, Book 1

Pucked by Helena Hunting

The heroine, Violet? I have no words for her:

 “What is that?” The question is inane. But, honestly, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

Alex chuckles nervously. As is appropriate since I’m holding his dick and I’m clearly not sane.

“I mean, I know what it is. Obviously. Do you have some kind of disorder? Like elephantiasis of the penis or something?“ I DID NOT say that out loud.

“It’s not that big.” His erection slides in my grip.

I can’t stop staring. My thumb and middle finger must have a good inch or more before they can meet. I squeeze to see if it helps bring them closer together. It doesn’t. What it does is make Alex groan, and that, oh holy monster of cock, is one hot noise.

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Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec

 Again, the heroine Claire, is just something else:

 All the baby books written by women who had the most perfect birth experience in the world said you should talk to your child in the womb. That was about the only piece of advice I took from those things. Every day I told him if he ruined my vagina I would video tape his birth and show all his future girlfriends what happened to your who-ha when you had sex, ensuring that he will never, ever get laid.

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Wallbanger by Alice Clayton

There’s baking. There’s sex. And there are so many freaking laughs:

 You done with work?

Yep, at home waiting for you.

Now that’s a nice visual…

Prepare yourself, I’m taking bread out of the oven.

Don’t tease me woman…zucchini?

Cranberry orange. Mmmm…

No woman has ever done breakfast bread foreplay the way you do.

Ha! When you coming?

Can’t. Drive. Straight.

Can we have one conversation when you’re not twelve?

Sorry, I’ll be there in 30

Perfect, that will give me time to frost my buns.

Pardon me?

Oh, didn’t I tell you? I also made cinnamon rolls.

Be there in 25.

Tangled Series by Emma Chase

One word. Drew:

 No man wants to fuck a skeleton—and nibbling crackers and water like a prisoner of war at dinner isn’t attractive. It just makes us think about what a cranky bitch you’re going to be later on because you’re starving. If a guy’s into you? A cheeseburger deluxe is not going to scare him away. And if he’s not? Ingesting all the greens on Peter Cottontail’s farm isn’t going to change that, trust me.

 I’ll never get tired of looking at her. Or kissing her. Pussy whipped, thy name is Drew. Yeah I know. It’s okay. I don’t mind. ‘Caue if this is the Dark Side? Sign me up. Seriously. Don’t be surprised if I start skipping down the street singing, “Zip-a-Dee-fucking-Doo-Dah.” I’m that happy.


What are some of your favorite funny books?

HAPPY FRIDAY!

Cover Reveals! Chandler by Laurelin Paige and SHOWMANCE by L.H Cosway

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Title: Chandler (A Fixed Trilogy Spinoff)

Author: Laurelin Paige

Publication Date: September 20, 2016

Genre: Contemporary Romance

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I dominate the boardroom. Im a Pierceits what we do. But I never had a reason to bring that persona into the bedroom.

 Until Genevive Fasbender.

 Shes brash and bold and stubborn as hell, and she doesnt believe its possible to satisfy her. But Ive discovered her secret, one she hasnt even figured out herselfshe wants what I want.

 And not only does she want itI’ll make her need it.

 No matter what.

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“Laurelin Paige has done it again with her sexy, protective, alpha males. ★★★★★ – Shayna Renee’s Spicy Reads

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Free Me is on sale NOW for 99¢!

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With over 1 million books sold, Laurelin Paige is the NY Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today Bestselling Author of the Fixed Trilogy. She’s a sucker for a good romance and gets giddy anytime there’s kissing, much to the embarrassment of her three daughters. Her husband doesn’t seem to complain, however. When she isn’t reading or writing sexy stories, she’s probably singing, watching Game of Thrones and the Walking Dead, or dreaming of Michael Fassbender. She’s also a proud member of Mensa International though she doesn’t do anything with the organization except use it as material for her bio.

You can connect with Laurelin on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/LaurelinPaige?__mref=message or on twitter @laurelinpaige. You can also visit her website, http://www.laurelinpaige.com/, to sign up for emails about new releases.

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 SHOWMANCE is releasing on May 16th. Enter for a chance to win a $10 Amazon Gift Card below

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Synopsis

Damon Atwood was Hollywood’s golden boy. Having won an Oscar at the tender age of thirteen, he had the life many could only dream about. But his success came at a price, and after a short but fruitful film career, he chose to live a life of obscurity on a remote Scottish island. Thirteen years later he’s finally ready to make his return, starting with a lead role in a musical on London’s West End.

As a choreographer’s assistant, Rose Taylor has always faded into the background. She watches shows come to life from the side lines, but has never craved the attention of stardom. When rumours begin circulating of Damon’s involvement in her latest gig, she doesn’t predict how she will be thrust into the limelight, nor how the mysterious and strangely introverted man will need her to teach him how to be a star again.

Rose knows that show crushes don’t last. Actors fall for each other during the intensity of a production, often losing themselves in their roles. These kinds of affairs burn bright and then they fade. The question is, should Rose let herself shine with Damon, or guard her heart from being broken after the final curtain call?

Release Date: May 16, 2016

Cover Designed By: Letitia @ RBA Designs

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L.H. Cosway has a BA in English Literature and Greek and Roman Civilisation, and an MA in Postcolonial Literature. She lives in Dublin city. Her inspiration to write comes from music. Her favourite things in life include writing stories, vintage clothing, dark cabaret music, food, musical comedy, and of course, books.

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I can’t feel my heart anymore. Do I even have one? Nope – don’t think so. These 2 have stolen it: Review of Wicked Sexy Liar by Christina Lauren

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Wicked Sexy Liar by Christina Lauren – 5 Stars 

I have died and been brought back to life thanks to Christina Lauren. Yes, I now know what it is like to die and come back because of the perfection that was this book. I want to weep at the feet of these two fabulous women for creating the perfect specimen that is Luke Sutter.

Too much? I’d advise you to stop reading this review now then, because a whole lot of gushing is about to come your way.

Anyone who knows me knows the love I have for these authors, and specifically for Beautiful Player. That book was and will always be one of my all-time favorites ever, and I think anyone who has read it would agree. But I can say with complete confidence Wicked Sexy Liar is just as brilliant. Just as sexy, just as thrilling and emotional and humorous and amazing and something about Luke and London just clicks, and everything that happens just works, and the writing is just phenomenal and there wasn’t a thing I would change, not a thing I didn’t like.

For those who aren’t familiar with London & Luke – a little backstory: Luke, Mia’s ex, is a sort of manwhore with a heart of gold. London, roommates with Lola and also friends with Mia, is oblivious to who Luke is when they meet at the bar where she currently works. After they meet and flirt, a sort of ‘we’re not friends but we have benefits – sometimes’ arrangement is non-verbally made.

At first, London is reluctant to give Luke the time of day, but after some charming persuasion on his part, she gives in to the initial attraction she has towards him.

Following me with his eyes, he asks “So is this no-dating-guys-you-meet-at-work thing, like, an actual rule?”
“Sort of.”
“What if I promised I was absolutely worth it?”
Why do I think he is absolutely telling the truth? He smiles shyly, but behind his honey brown eyes, I can see he’s still hunting.
“I’m sure you’re amazing, but I don’t even remember your name.”
“Yes, you do.”
He leans forward, crossing his arms on the glossy wood.
I bite back a smile.

London really has no desire to have any kind of relationship with anyone, and while Luke isn’t against having one, once they get together, he is totally and completely hooked. These two have a crazy connection, get along so well, and their chemistry is u-n-b-e-l-i-e-v-a-b-l-e. But after learning who Luke really is and feeling like she is breaking some sort of girl code with Mia, along with the fact she doesn’t really trust him because of his past hook ups, London feels like the “relationship” they do have must come to an end. Luke, though, isn’t having it. He is determined to win her over. These scenes were probably some of my favorites. You get to really see his endearing charm and can’t help but route for the guy. And I LOVED how his reasoning to continue to push London to see him again wasn’t just for the sex; he has a genuine interest in wanting to get to know and spend time with her.

“I think you don’t like how much you like me,” I say, unable to keep from smiling. “You can’t fit me into your Barfly Box of Shame. You want to dismiss me as a dickhead player, but then you think I’m hot and fun and you like watching me eat nachos.”
London turns her face back up to me, smirking. “Nailed it.”
“Apt phrase.” I pause, tossing another chip into my mouth before saying, “You sort of want to kiss me right now.”

Let’s take a moment here to discuss Luke. Luke – who took me completely by surprise. Luke- who is just a freaking overall amazing guy, with his flirty lines, his sweet intentions, and his romantic thoughts. I immediately pegged him as a pig, but BOY WAS I WRONG. You know that ‘giddy, clutch the book to your chest, OMG WHY ISN’T HE REAL, CAN I HAVE HIM, I can’t stop squealing’ feeling you get when you’re reading a really good book? Yea, every time he spoke or basically any thought he had caused that reaction. Just a few lines so you see what I mean:

We’re no longer headed toward a fun fuck, the rutting, confident sex I’ve been enjoying for years. I suddenly can’t muster the out-of-focus tenderness I give so easily. This isn’t like the other night with her – two people experiencing something completely different together.
Here, I’m peeled bare.
I want to make love to this sweet, distrustful girl.

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The most fucked up thought hijacks my brain: I don’t want to have sex right now. I want to kiss her. Just kiss. Just feel. I want to focus on the way she touches me, the sounds she makes when I touch her. We’ve charged through everything so far, and I want to go back and feel all the Firsts with her.

CAN YOU EVEN DEAL? Needless to say, once their relationship progressed, these two easily became one of my favorite book couples. There was just the right amount of sexy and sweet, humor and angst, and reluctance on London’s part to give in to this incredible guy who has somehow dug his way into her heart.

…Whatever it is, it makes me drunk on her. Being near her, making her smile, makes me feel incredible. She can see it and I let her. I’m fucking drunk on this girl.
Finally, exhaling a shaky breath, she smacks my chest, “You’re hopeless.”
I grab her hand before she can pull it away, resting it on my chest. I know she can feel my heart pounding, and if what I’m watching happen with her pulse in her throat is any indication, her heart is beating just as hard.
I smile, and watch as it softens something in her expression.
“I think you’re right,” I tell her.

I can’t feel my heart anymore. Do I even have one? NOPE – don’t think so. These two have stolen it.

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I really think Christina Lauren wield some magic ink or power or something. I don’t know how they can make each of their books so refreshing, romantic, and sexy as all hell. Or how they can take something as simple as hand holding and make it one of the most romantic scenes, or a line about pop-tarts so funny I couldn’t control the laugh that bubbled out of my throat (and you’ll see what I mean when you read this baby). Their writing continues to be smart, their dialogue witty, their characters enticing, and it all just draws you in from the get-go. Nobody does contemporary romance quite like them.

This is just another book that cements them as two of my favorite authors. I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I had to stop to squeal from giddiness, or stop to highlight an amazing line. I absolutely LOVED it and highly recommend it to anyone and everyone!

*A BIG thanks to Gallery Books for sending an advanced copy for review*

Wicked Sexy Liar (can be read as a standalone) is out February 2nd! | http://amzn.to/1S7dwix

Now Live! Pucked Over by Helena Hunting

Pucked Over by Helena Hunting – 4.5 stars

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While Pucked is I think the funniest book in this series, Pucked Over has easily become my favorite. Along with Helena’s signature humor, this one was romantic, sexy, awkward, and endearing all at once.

For those who need a little refresher on the MCs:
Lily – BFFs with Sunny (heroine from Pucked Up)
Randy – teammate of Alex (hero from Pucked) and Miller (hero from Pucked Up). He also has a beard. And a man bun. And is sexy as all hell.

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Just getting out of a truly shitty relationship, Lily decides a little hook up would be fun. And who better to have fun with then the ultimate manwhore himself, Randy. And while the whole ‘good girl falls for manwhore who changes his ways’ plot has been done before, I absolutely loved their story and found it refreshing and entertaining.

As I mentioned above, this story felt more passionate and more romantic then the first two installments, but still provided lots of laughs. The progression of their relationship from friends-with-benefits to couple was paced perfectly and Lily and Randy were both such greats MCs.

The only thing I would have liked was to see **slight spoiler below**

…..is them as an actual couple. Once they are OFFICIALLY together, the story basically ends and we get the epilogue.

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Link to book trailer:

Pucked Over is out today!

IS THIS REAL LIFE?? COVER REVEAL: Target On Our Backs by JM Darhower!

 

NAZ IS BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
THE QUEEN, aka JM Darhower, is releasing the third installment to Monster in His Eyes! (If you haven’t read these books yet, do yourself a favor and click here, add it to your TBR, and READ THEM!)


Target on Our Backs
(Monster in His Eyes #3)
USA Today Bestselling Author J.M. Darhower
Genre: Romantic Suspense
Release Date: February 23, 2016
 
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The best way to keep your word is never
to give it.
 
Not long ago, in a chapel in Vegas, I swore to love Karissa
for the rest of my days. But nobody’s promised an infinite number of tomorrows.
Nobody’s promised forever. Sometimes, all we have left is today.
 
Carpe Diem
Seize the day.
 
It should’ve been over, we should’ve been happy, but people
are making it hard for me to live in peace. I’ve got so much blood on my hands
they’ll never be clean, and somebody out there seems to want me to pay for it. Happily Ever After always comes at a cost, one any real man would be willing to pay.
But that doesn’t mean I’m just going to roll over and accept these consequences. Because when it comes to the woman I love? The life I’ve fought for?
Nobody is safe.

Link to the awesome book trailer!: https://youtu.be/1GbrBp82aZM
Pre-order links coming soon!

 

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Cover Reveal, Excerpt, & Giveaway! Wherever It Leads By Adriana Locke

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Title: Wherever It Leads

Author: Adriana Locke

Genre: Contemporary Romance

Cover Design: Kari March Designs

Release Date: February 15, 2016

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Smooth. Sexy. Irresistible.   Those qualities equal only one thing.   Big. Freaking. Trouble.   Brynne Calloway knows that anything that seems too good to be true usually is. Fenton Abbott and his cashmere voice, Adonis body, and a magnetism like no other clearly falls into that category. But what’s life without a little risk?   It was supposed to be a rebound, an uncomplicated escape from reality. But nothing ever goes as planned. Fenton turns out to be so much more … in ways Brynne never sees coming.

**GOODREADS LINK : https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/28280218-wherever-it-leads

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The plane begins its ascent, the engines roaring to life. Fenton whips out a file from his briefcase and gives it a once-over. Again, I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do and it’s killing me. I pull my Kindle out of my bag and try to become invested in a second-chance romance about a rock star, but it’s nearly impossible sitting next to him. Each time I become engrossed in the words, he moves and my senses are assaulted by his proximity. The third time this happens, I search the ebook for ‘cock’ and start reading a sex scene. I need some form of undoing and if that has to be done via fictional character, so be it. The heroine is taking the hero into her mouth when a low rumble radiates beside me. Startled, I look up and see Fenton smirking. “What?” I push the power button on my e-reader and place it on my lap. I realize the jet has leveled off and it’s quiet in the cabin. “What are you looking at me like that for?” “Just wondering what you’re reading.” “Why?” “Because,” he says, his eyes darkening, “your entire posture changed. Your lips parted, your breathing became labored. I’m intrigued.” “I don’t think you’d be interested in this.” “Trust me—if it gets that kind of reaction out of you, I’m definitely interested.” Dragging in a lungful of air, I remember Presley’s pep talk and decide I have nothing to lose. I switch on the tablet and find the page. “She drew his cock into her mouth, stroking his shaft as she licked a pool of semen from the tip.” I glance over my shoulder and his eyes are wide. I wink. “A growl escaped his throat as she stroked his velvety length, running her tongue—” “Enough.” He snatches the Kindle from my grasp and places it on his briefcase. “Fucking hell, Brynne. Do you want to get fucked right here?”


ABOUT :

USA Today Bestselling author Adriana Locke lives and breathes books. After years of slightly obsessive relationships with the flawed bad boys created by other authors, Adriana has created her own.   She resides in the Midwest with her husband, sons, and two dogs. She spends a large amount of time playing with her kids, drinking coffee, and cooking. You can find her outside if the weather’s nice and there’s always a piece of candy in her pocket.

AUTHOR LINKS :

Website:  http://www.adrianalocke.com/

Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/authoradrianalocke

Twitter:  https://twitter.com/AuthorALocke

Goodreads:  https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/8379774.Adriana_Locke

Instagram:  https://instagram.com/authoradrianalocke

Pinterest:  https://www.pinterest.com/authoradrianalo/

Amazon:  http://www.amazon.com/Adriana-Locke/e/B00NPBY8FE

Facebook Group:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/booksbyadrianalocke

Goodreads Group:  https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/159694-all-locked-up


GIVEAWAY :

There is a giveaway for a $5 Amazon gift card and 3 eARCS of Wherever It Leads

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Fly With Me by Chanel Cleeton: Cover Reveal, Blurb, & a sneak peek at the 1st Chapter!

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Fly With Me by Chanel Cleeton

Releasing May 3, 2016

Wild Aces #1

Adult Contemporary Romance

Penguin/Berkley

BOOK SUMMARY:

From the author of the Capital Confessions Novels comes the first in the steamy Wild Aces Romance series.

U.S. Air Force fighter pilot Noah Miller—call sign Burn—loves nothing more than flying hard and fast. When he meets a gorgeous and sassy woman while partying in Las Vegas, he immediately locks on to her.

Jordan Callahan owns a thriving clothing boutique, but her love life is far less successful. Her luck changes when six feet, two inches of sexy swagger asks her to dance and turns her world upside down.

One scorching weekend becomes an undeniable chemistry that they can’t leave in Vegas. But the long distance relationship and their different lives threaten to ground their romance. And when the dangers of Noah’s job become all too real, Jordan learns being with a fighter pilot means risking it all for a shot at love…

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Praise for Fly With Me:

“Sexy, funny, and heart-wrenching—this book has it all!”

– Laura Kaye, New York Times bestselling author

“A sexy fighter pilot hero? Yes, please. For anyone who’s ever had a Top Gun fantasy, Fly with Me is for you.”

– Roni Loren, New York Times bestselling author

BOOK LINKS:

Amazon: http://amzn.to/1ZMneLv

Barnes & Noble: http://bit.ly/20ewq86

Google Play: http://bit.ly/23eFOei

iBooks: http://apple.co/1ny66aS

Kobo: http://bit.ly/1UbE3Ze

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/26822886-fly-with-me

To read the 1st Chapter of Fly With Me, click the link below:

https://chanel-cleeton.squarespace.com/fly-with-me-chapter-one


AUTHOR INFORMATION:

Originally a Florida girl, CHANEL CLEETON moved to London where she received a bachelor’s degree from Richmond, The American International University in London and a master’s degree from the London School of Economics and Political Science. Chanel fell in love with London and planned to stay there forever, until fate intervened on a Caribbean cruise and a fighter pilot with smooth dance moves swept her off her feet. Now, a happily ever after later, Chanel is living her next adventure.

Law school made Chanel realize she’d rather spend her days writing sexy stories than in a courtroom, and she hasn’t looked back since. An avid reader and hopeless romantic, she’s happiest curled up with a book. She has a weakness for handbags, her three pups, and her husband.

Chanel writes contemporary romances, women’s fiction, and thrillers. She is published by Harlequin HQN, Penguin/InterMix, and Penguin/Berkley and is the author of the International School, Capital Confessions, Assassins, and Wild Aces series.

AUTHOR LINKS:

Website:   www.chanelcleeton.com

Facebook:   www.facebook.com/authorchanelcleeton

Facebook Reader Group:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/1545366192398558/

Twitter:   www.twitter.com/chanelcleeton

Goodreads:   www.goodreads.com/chanelcleeton

Newsletter:   www.chanelcleeton.com/mailing-list/

Instagram:   www.instagram.com/chanelcleeton/

Friday Favorites

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This week, I’ll be sharing my favorite heroines!

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Haven from Sempre (Forever Series) by JM Darhower. She’s sweet, she has a will like no other, and she managed to snag the heart of my number 1 book BF Carmine. So that means she’s awesome.

Sloane from the Blood and Roses Series by Callie Hart. As a feisty doctor and devoted girlfriend to the sexiest man alive known as Zeth, what’s not to love about her?

Lily, Rose, and Daisy from the Addicted Series by Krista & Becca Ritchie. These 3 come as a packaged deal. The bond they share as sisters is so heartwarming and with their unique personalities there is never a dull moment in this series.

Hanna from Beautiful Player by Christina Lauren. Though I am forever jealous she gets to sleep next to Will at night, Hanna is the funniest heroine. I LOVE her relationship with Will and can’t freaking wait for their novella Beautiful Boss!

Genna from By Any Other Name by JM Darhower. This quick witted bad girl is amazing. She steals, she lies, and she betrays all in the name of love. But I mean, with someone like Matty B by her side, who wouldn’t?


Who’s your favorite heroine? I’d love to know!

NOW LIVE! Review of The Score by Elle Kennedy

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The Score by Elle Kennedy – 4 Stars

Going to keep this review nice and short.

We all know Dean is a sexy man-whore. He and Allie have a drunken hook up, continue to hook up, and eventually fall for one another. Dean was surprisingly sweet and Allie had a strong feisty personality. Together, their banter and sexy times were just great.

So many parts of this book had me laughing out loud. Elle really does have a gift for writing hysterical one liners and witty banter.

“Have you considered seeing a psychiatrist about your delusions?” I ask politely. “Because, sweetie, there’s no chance in hell of us boning tonight.”
“Fine. How about we go down on each other instead?”
“How about you leave?”
“Counter offer- I stay and we dry hump.”

And the whole Twilight bit had me laughing SO loud I had to put my kindle down.

“You know, I don’t think we’re dealing with Bella’s magical blood saturation here.”

“No?”

“No. I think you’ve imprinted on this girl’s pussy….
I mean you’re facing a Jacob quandary. You imprinted on her pussy, and now it’s the only pussy you can think about. You exist solely for this pussy. Like Jacob and that weird mutant baby.”

Now while I enjoy humor, when I went back through my highlights I realized most of them consisted of just that – humor. I really wish there were more romantic moments and lines in here. I couldn’t help but think back to another favorite college series of mine where I must of highlighted every other page. I’m just a sucker for those romantic lines that have me clutching my kindle to my chest. This is just a personal preference though, and I am sure most people will really enjoy this.

The ending also gives a nice clue as to who the next book in the series will be about. All in all, this was a light humorous and sexy read fans of this series will surely enjoy.


Purchase Link:

The Score (Off-Campus Book 3)

Review of Low by Mary Elizabeth

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Low by Mary Elizabeth- 5 Stars

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Even crooks feel regret.

Even crooks break.

Even crooks sympathize.

Even crooks dream.

Even crooks grieve.

Even crooks love.

Lowen Seely is a criminal. Forced to break the law to help his family and girlfriend. Deemed a crook before he even broke a law because of his father’s past.

“I’m Lowen Joshua Seely.

Son of a murderer, property of the state, society’s downfall.

I am what nightmares are made of.”

But behind his thieving ways, he is compassionate, he is loving, and he is devoted to helping the ones he loves. After every crime he commits in a desperate attempt to protect his family, he feels overwhelming remorse. And above all else, his need to protect his girlfriend Poesy is what made me fall absolutely in love with his character.

“And if something happens to you, death won’t give me peace. Do you understand that? I need you, baby. Give me something to run to when this is over.”

Poesy is the utter definition of devoted. She doesn’t care about what Lowen has done, she doesn’t care about his record, all she cares about is staying by his side until the very end. She’s fierce and loyal and a heroine I adored so much.

“I’m not leaving you. Do you hear me, you son of a bitch?” Poesy cries loudly as heartbreak falls from her eyes. “I’m here. I’m here with you.”

Lowen and Poesy together? They’re fucking magical. A love like theirs is what people wish to experience in their lifetime. I read someone compare them to a cross between Bonnie and Clyde and Romeo and Juliet, and I couldn’t agree more. They live and breathe for one another, and break the law and steal in hopes to better the life they share.

“I can’t be anywhere else other than with you, Lowen,” she says softly. “No matter what happens, we have to stay together.”

“I know,” I answer.“In this life or the next.”

This book is filled with heart pounding, nail biting, and anxiety inducing moments. Every time Low was about to break the law, my nails were immediately bit off. The last 20 minutes or so? I couldn’t freaking breathe! The dedication and master mind behind Low’s heists were disturbingly sexy, and made me want to rob a bank with him.

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Mary’s writing is so vivid you feel like you are riding right alongside Low and Poesy. She writes in such a unique, addicting way that I flew right through this. The story itself is so different and refreshing even though at times the characters will break your heart. It’s beautiful and touching and lyrical and TRUST ME when I say you’ll find yourself routing and falling in love with this misunderstood outlaw and his girl.

I LOVED THIS STORY and just know it will be one of those I continue to think about days and even months from now. Truly an epic story everyone needs to experience.


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